Blind date disasters: Any deal breakers?
I’m currently working on a romance fiction novella. I wrote a scene yesterday that made me chuckle. It reminded me of a horrible blind date I experienced in Enugu, where the nice looking thirty-three year old man I was set up with, told me in a very serious voice that he would never marry a woman his mother didn’t approve of.
Now, I get that people have little mental tick boxes of what they can or can not accept in a future partner, but it was a first date and I didn’t feel it was appropriate telling me that the very first time we met. To be honest, it was a deal breaker for me. I think it’s because I worry about guys whose mothers influence majority of their decisions.
Have you ever had a horrible blind date? Care to share?
Below is an excerpt of the scene I wrote. I hope you like it. (It’s not yet edited, so, be gentle.)
Gobsmacked, Yemi stared at the man in front of her, unable to believe what she just heard. Where does mum find these men?
“Pardon?” she asked, lowering her fork to her plate, her appetite suddenly diminished.
“I said, if a woman can’t cook a good pot of soup with a thousand Naira, she is not prepared to marry.”
Yemi laughed. “You are joking, right?” she said, lifting her cutlery piece again and digging into her plate of jollof rice. He had to be kidding. Surely, no person could say something so absurd without intending to be humorous.
“I am dead serious. I always set this test for women before I date them…to see if they are wife material,” Dare replied, smiling. His grin exposed perfectly shaped white teeth on a ruggedly handsome face. A shame. For someone so good-looking, his thinking process was gravely flawed.
Although she tried, Yemi couldn’t seem to muster any physical attraction to him. And his chauvinistic remarks didn’t help with the repulsion she felt. This latest comment was the final nail in the coffin. No Bueno. She would rather remain single than be forced to continue to listen to this.
“Since you aren’t married yet, I take it nobody has passed your test,” Yemi said, her brain working fast on the best escape plan she could come up with in this situation without appearing rude.
“Not one woman. And It’s a shame,” Dare said, shaking his head in earnest disappointment. “Women of nowadays know nothing about keeping a home. That is why there is so much divorce in our society today.”
Yemi shook her head, flabbergasted. “Hmmm…so, you believe that not being able to cook a pot of soup with a thousand Naira is the reason for the increased divorce rate?”
“That’s not what I mean,” he objected.
“What exactly do you mean, then?”
“A stable marriage depends on simple things like that, a woman being able to manage money. My future wife has to know how to do that.”
“Of course, being able to manage money is a good quality,” Yemi agreed. “My problem with that comment is that in your opinion, the responsibility rests on the woman alone.”
“Yes, it does. A woman is the pillar of every home.”
Oh, lord. I’ll kill mum for this. Yemi couldn’t believe that her mother had tried to convince her this man would be a perfect fit for her. “He is one of the most sought after bachelors in my church,” she had said. Sought after for what? To aggravate women?
4 thoughts on “Blind date disasters: Any deal breakers?”
I have never had a blind date deal breaker, meaning something the person did or said that just really turned me off and sealed it. Mostly, the chemistry just wasn’t there, and I felt trapped trying to be nice and make conversation. So, I stopped doing full-blown dates, and insisted on a coffee meet for the first time.
That makes sense. A brief coffee instead of a whole evening of being in an awkward situation. Hahaha! Unfortunately, I had quite a few unfortunate blind dates. And I was always too polite to leave. So, I usually stayed and subjected my time to listening to rubbish. ???
I’m chuckling. Some of our African men make for some hilarious scenes.
Yes, indeed. Some of the things I’ve heard…Chile!!! SMH.